Merch for people who speak **kwargs.
parse some kwargs: wearable, drinkable dev humor. Clean code-aesthetic designs on quality blanks, printed on demand and shipped worldwide. No inventory, no nonsense.
Shop the merch →>>> def parse_some(**kwargs): return clean, dry, witty
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get_busy_living(**life)
A function for the way you actually want to live. It drops the "hype", pops every "excuse", and returns the good part.
Syntax-highlighted, properly indented, and yes, it’s valid Python (we know you were about to check). Printed on dark blanks so it reads like your editor’s dark mode. Same **kwargs energy, new punchline.
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Prints on the whole catalog
The **kwargs design drops onto everything our print partner makes, same design, your pick of blank:
Prices are placeholders until the store is connected, and this is the range. Exact products & colors get finalized in your print partner. The five above show full mockups; everything here carries the same design.
How it works
Pick your piece. Tee, hoodie, mug, stickers, or tote, all carrying the **kwargs design.
It's made for you. Orders print on demand through our fulfillment partner. Nothing sits in a warehouse.
Shipped to your door. Tracked worldwide shipping, handled end-to-end. You just wear it (or drink from it).
A small, fun venture under McLaughlin Capital Investments, same as the rest of the umbrella: built in the open, no hype, and honest about what it is. This one just happens to be wearable.
A McLaughlin Capital Investments venture · printed on demand. © McLaughlin Capital Investments LLC.