parse_some(**kwargs) — # wear your kwargs
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# wear your kwargs

Merch for people who speak **kwargs.

parse some kwargs is wearable Python humor — clean, syntax-highlighted designs on quality blanks, printed on demand and shipped worldwide. No warehouse. No hype. Just the jokes that compile.

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Syntax-highlighted Python design: def parse_some_kwargs(**life) that pops hype and excuses, then returns get_busy_living(**life) Click to enlarge · full size ↗

get_busy_living(**life)

A function for the way you actually want to live. It drops the "hype", pops every "excuse", and returns the good part.

Syntax-highlighted, properly indented, and yes — it’s valid Python (we know you were about to check). Printed on dark blanks so it reads like your editor. Same **kwargs energy, new punchline.

Make yours DIY

def make_yours(**kwargs):

Type what you want out of life (or work). We turn it into printable Python — same editor look as the drop, your punchline.

Becomes a Python identifier (letters, numbers, underscores).
Comma-separated strings. Default: hype, excuses.
The kwargs bag you're parsing.

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The shop

      

        
        
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T-shirt

            
Bella+Canvas & Comfort Colors soft tees

            

              $26
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Mug

            
Ceramic · dishwasher-safe · 11 & 15 oz

            

              $15
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Sticker

            
Die-cut vinyl · weatherproof · laptop-ready

            

              $4
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Tote bag

            
Heavy canvas · books & opinions

            

              $20
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        More blanks (long-sleeve, hats, posters, and the rest) are available through Printful once the store is connected —
        same design, your pick of blank.
        
      

    


    

      
How it works

      

        

          
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Pick your piece. Tee, hoodie, mug, sticker, or tote — all carrying the **kwargs / get_busy_living design.

        

        

          
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Made for you. Orders print on demand through Printful. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be returned.

        

        

          
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Shipped to your door. Tracked worldwide shipping, end to end. You just wear it (or drink from it).

        

      

      

        A small, fun project under McLaughlin Capital Investments — built in the open, honest about what it is.
        This one just happens to be wearable.